<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019792502716083715</id><updated>2011-07-31T03:31:59.814-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My Ex-Girlfriend Brianne is a Royal Bitch</title><subtitle type='html'>She totally is... and since she thinks I can't read her live journal and read about all the guys she bones I'm starting this blog.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(Part of &lt;a href="http://www.theyearoftheblog.com"&gt;The Year of the Blog&lt;/a&gt; project)</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7019792502716083715/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Chaz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02921535719659630269</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kFkFSNzqSKU/SlQGiYjOyhI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JuhELFjRNQk/S220/chaz.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019792502716083715.post-4762044963802681533</id><published>2009-07-07T21:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T22:02:23.885-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I hate spammers as much as I hate Brianne</title><content type='html'>So in the post below a spammer sent me to a link of RickRoll! RICK ROLL! Really? That's so fucking stupid! (check it out in the comments below.) HEY SPAMMER! FUCK YOU! Brianne pointed out that I probably hate that stupid spammer more than I hate her, and I don't know if that's true.  I mean, I hate spammers ALMOST as much as I hate Brianne.  ALMOST.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your still on thin ice Brianne, but you make me laugh... stop it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7019792502716083715-4762044963802681533?l=myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/4762044963802681533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-hate-spammers-as-much-as-i-hate.html#comment-form' title='20 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7019792502716083715/posts/default/4762044963802681533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7019792502716083715/posts/default/4762044963802681533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-hate-spammers-as-much-as-i-hate.html' title='I hate spammers as much as I hate Brianne'/><author><name>Chaz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02921535719659630269</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kFkFSNzqSKU/SlQGiYjOyhI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JuhELFjRNQk/S220/chaz.jpg'/></author><thr:total>20</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019792502716083715.post-4474704404399180217</id><published>2009-07-07T21:24:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T21:27:18.257-07:00</updated><title type='text'>BRIANNE IS ALSO A HOMOPHOBIC INTOLERANT BITCH!</title><content type='html'>Look at what she wrote in the comments on one of my posts:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"TO NO ONE IS IT HOT CHAZ! ITS WEIRD AND YOU'RE WEIRD! &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;ANAL SEX IS JUST PLAIN WEIRD!&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh really, Brianne?  You are being totally intolerant.  Now not only do I think you're a bitch, but the ENTIRE GAY POPULATION ALSO THINKS YOU'RE A ROYAL FUCKING BITCH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jesus, how does it feel to have a whole segment of the population hate you, Brianne? A lot. A WHOLE LOT!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7019792502716083715-4474704404399180217?l=myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/4474704404399180217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/2009/07/brianne-is-also-homophobic-intolerant.html#comment-form' title='22 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7019792502716083715/posts/default/4474704404399180217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7019792502716083715/posts/default/4474704404399180217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/2009/07/brianne-is-also-homophobic-intolerant.html' title='BRIANNE IS ALSO A HOMOPHOBIC INTOLERANT BITCH!'/><author><name>Chaz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02921535719659630269</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kFkFSNzqSKU/SlQGiYjOyhI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JuhELFjRNQk/S220/chaz.jpg'/></author><thr:total>22</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019792502716083715.post-1192089065987035946</id><published>2009-07-07T20:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T20:58:27.410-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The comment I deleted</title><content type='html'>Because it seems that Brianne is sooooo angry about a comment i deleted for the last post, I'll tell everyone here exactly what I wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Hey Brianne, why don't you go suck some other dude's big toe like you used to beg to do to me because you ARE A FREAK! YOU ARE A FREAK! I HATE YOU SO MUCH BRIANNE! SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD SOME OF YOUR HAIR SO I COULD PUT IT ON ONE OF THOSE PIN CUSION DOLLS. VOODOO! THATS WHAT THEY'RE CALLED!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YOU LOVE SUCKING TOES YOU BIG FREAK!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And oh, what you said above, You NEVER talk about me in your blog! WHY DON'T YOU! Am I not good enough"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There you go Brianne... GOD what a BITCH! Right, readers?!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7019792502716083715-1192089065987035946?l=myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/1192089065987035946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/2009/07/comment-i-deleted.html#comment-form' title='18 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7019792502716083715/posts/default/1192089065987035946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7019792502716083715/posts/default/1192089065987035946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/2009/07/comment-i-deleted.html' title='The comment I deleted'/><author><name>Chaz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02921535719659630269</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kFkFSNzqSKU/SlQGiYjOyhI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JuhELFjRNQk/S220/chaz.jpg'/></author><thr:total>18</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019792502716083715.post-3223319377418912219</id><published>2009-07-07T19:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T19:45:33.405-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I dumped her like two days ago...</title><content type='html'>It's true... I dumped her ass and she was all like "No, you can't do that" and I was all like "Watch me Brianne!" And I left and made out with Cynthia, her best friend, right in front of her to show her how much i hate her guts.  GOD, what a BITCH!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7019792502716083715-3223319377418912219?l=myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/3223319377418912219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-dumped-her-like-two-days-ago.html#comment-form' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7019792502716083715/posts/default/3223319377418912219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7019792502716083715/posts/default/3223319377418912219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://myexgirlfriendbrianneisaroyalbitch.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-dumped-her-like-two-days-ago.html' title='I dumped her like two days ago...'/><author><name>Chaz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02921535719659630269</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kFkFSNzqSKU/SlQGiYjOyhI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JuhELFjRNQk/S220/chaz.jpg'/></author><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry></feed>
